Unimpeachable
Eschatology!!
1.
Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2.
Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway)
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3.
Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V
V L D I V
4.
Convert these into Arabic values:
100
5 5 50 500 1 5
5.
Add these numbers up:
666
Ladies
and Gentlemen, this is Biblical exegesis at its finest. There you have it,
proof that Barney is the Antichrist! Please pass this truth on to every
prophecy student you know. It is imperative that we get the word out before
it's too late!
Finally,
an eschatological position on which we can all agree!