These were sent
to me rumored to be bumper stickers...
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using
your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain
of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* All generalizations are false.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out
to get you.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending
machine.
* Time is what keeps everything from
happening at once.
* I love cats...they taste just like
chicken.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the
Simpson's.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my
luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I
let him sleep.
* Jack Kevorkian -for White House
Physician.
* Work is for people who don't know how to
fish.
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the
food chain to be a vegetarian.
* If you don't like the news, go out and make
some.
* When you do a good deed, get a receipt in
case heaven is like the IRS.
* Sorry, I don't date outside my
species.
* No radio - Already stolen.
* I took an IQ test and the results were
negative.
* Where there's a will, I want to be in
it.
* Some women wont admit their age; some men
wont act it.
* I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every
minute of it.
* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness
pays off NOW.
* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what
you've got.
* Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it
kills all its students.
* It's lonely at the top, but you eat
better.
* Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than
they appear.
* Give me ambiguity or give me something
else.
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then
things get worse.
* Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a
better idiot.
* Always remember you're unique, just like
everyone else.
* Friends help you move. Real friends help
you move bodies.
* Very funny Scotty, now beam down my
clothes.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between
naps.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing
home.
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can
count & those who can't.
* Ever stop to think and forget to start
again?
* Keep honking...I'm reloading...