Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.
 
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
 
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
 
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
 
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
 
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
 
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.